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- What are you doing?
- Game with ants.
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Wanted to have a nice picnic, huh?
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You came to the wrong place.
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You have one on your hand.
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A nice surprise awaits you.
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Stupid ant.
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{\an8}Since Stevie's mother left,
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{\an8}he lives more dangerously.
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Yesterday he read a book
with a soft light.
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Now he will make his first prank call.
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Hello,
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{\an8}I am your refrigerator.
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Yes.
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It's me.
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Let's get the tickets
for the baseball convention.
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Do you know who will be there? Reggie Jackson,
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{\an8}Sammy Sosa, Barry Bonds and Pete Bucowski.
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Pete Bucowski.
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- Who?
- Oh, what...
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{\an8}It was the first
left-handed Polish-American from the country
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to play for two seasons
in the Major League.
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And you call yourselves fans.
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{\an8}It's not here either.
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{\an8}I can't find the lucky sweatshirt.
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- What?
- The lucky sweatshirt.
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The sweatshirt that brings me luck.
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I wear it and I'm lucky.
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{\an8}Lucky sweatshirt.
Have you ever heard anything stupider?
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Are you asking me about luck?
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Here it is. Much better.
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I don't know what I would have done
without the lucky sweatshirt.
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It's not a lucky sweatshirt.
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Hey, look.
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A MandM.
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{\an8}Here you go, Abe.
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{\an8}Thank you for the help you give to us bachelors
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{\an8}with the laundry, Lois.
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Wow, the collars are so stiff.
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It's his trademark.
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Oh, come on.
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All you need is a spray primer
and a steady hand.
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So, Abe, how's the divorce going?
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It's a nightmare, Hal.
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Kitty is out of control.
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{\an8}He wears it in court
scandalous miniskirts.
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{\an8}- Flirt with the judge.
- What did the lawyer do?
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He asked me
if she could sit with us.
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You know, Abe, it's been a while.
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You should try to go out.
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Oh, I already thought about that.
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{\an8}I have decided that I will spend my life
in unhappiness and that I will die alone.
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{\an8}Sorry, I couldn't do it
to get to my house.
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{\an8}This was the closest.
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{\an8}Hot soup!
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I'm taking Jamie to the park.
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We will look for butterflies
and we will talk about the trauma of his birth.
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Nice plan.
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- Oh, Polly, this is Abe.
- HI.
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HI.
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Oh, my God.
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That one fell
from the tree of sensuality
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and he took every branch in full.
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Abe, you old fox.
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Why don't you invite her?
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{\an8}Oh, no, I never could. To be honest,
I never even invited Kitty.
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My father asked his father
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and we gave the parents a ham.
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But maybe you could ask him for me.
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{\an8}No. I don't do it anymore.
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{\an8}When I combine people it never works.
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You just told me to get out
and now you destroy my dreams.
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You read about the guy
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who woke up in a tub without a kidney?
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I had put them together.
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I had a great feeling.
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I beg you.
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I need it.
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Oh, okay.
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But I warn you,
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I have a great feeling this time too.
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End of the first half.
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Good night.
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Oh, if Jamie still has that dream,
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which I think is about a bad little bear,
make him face it.
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He must defeat him.
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Understood.
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Oh, listen, Polly,
do you have plans for Friday evening?
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Oh, my God.
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I was dreading this day.
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That's what happened
with my latest job.
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He told me he had some left over
six months to live.
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And damn did he live.
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No. No, no. Polly, Polly.
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I was asking for my friend Abe.
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He was here the other day.
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Oh, Stevie's father?
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Yes. He's a great guy.
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He's very funny, he has a big heart
and a great personality.
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I know he's fat, Hal.
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- That wasn't what...
- Oh, no, that's fine.
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I prefer big men.
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Tell him to call me.
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All right.
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But it is not to be understood
like a combined meeting,
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because he will ask you out.
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If you do,
you have to promise that you won't follow him,
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you won't hit him with the car,
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you won't decide what it looks like
to your stepbrother
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and you won't throw an iron at him.
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I'm lost, Hal, but okay.
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After the movie we walked barefoot
for the shopping center.
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Really, Hal, I feel like a new man.
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I was watching yesterday
the Pepé Le Pew cartoon
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and I thought, "He doesn't have a kitten.
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Is there a need to cry?"
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Wow, that's a big step forward, Abe.
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I will certainly see her again.
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It will be here tomorrow. I'll ask you...
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No. I already asked her out.
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Alone. It was incredible.
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I was a master of seduction.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I'll add my own fabric softener.
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Francis, look
your Visa statement.
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What did we say
of expenses of more than $100?
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I needed a hat.
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Give me your card.
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Damn, it's absurd.
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Give me your card.
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Thanks for letting me prepare here.
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Which earrings?
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- The pendants are a bit...
- I was asking Jamie.
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Sorry, but he's really good at this.
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Oh, you're right. What was I thinking?
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I'm so nervous.
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It's the third date
and you know what that means.
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Well, Polly...
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Oh, no. Not that.
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I got it out of the way at the first meeting.
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It makes everyone more relaxed.
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No, we'll get ornamental scars
and then we'll go to Ben and Jerry's.
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Maybe it's not
our idea of romance,
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but they get along really well.
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And I thought that combining people
would lead to disaster.
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I was skeptical too, but you know what?
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I was wrong and I'm happy to admit it.
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Calm down, playboy. It's not yet...
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Craig?
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HI. Is Polly ready?
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Hi, Craig. He'll be here in a minute.
How well are you.
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Thanks, I set the razor to "sexy".
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- HI.
- HI.
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What is this intoxicating scent?
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Air freshener.
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It gives you.
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Have fun, you two.
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- That's not Abe.
- No, it's Craig. So what?
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She can't date Craig.
She's dating Abe.
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- What are you talking about?
- I combined Abe and Polly.
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I combined Craig and Polly.
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When we were talking about Polly coming out,
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were we talking about two different people?
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I do not.
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I clearly remember saying:
overweight, short-sighted, alone,
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she lost her kitten...
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Oh, my God.
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I got you
a cold medicine.
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I told you I'm fine.
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You know what happens
when your throat gets irritated.
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I don't need it.
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I won't stay up all night
for your cough.
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Take it.
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Señora.
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Señora.
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You need to stop telling me what to do.
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You make me look bad
in front of the boys, Piama,
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and it's getting worse.
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- They don't work?
- What? No, they work great.
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So what's the problem?
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They...
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They make fun of me.
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The kids make fun of you.
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I'll explain something to you, Piama.
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The role of the macho is very relevant
in Mexican culture.
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No, it is very relevant in all cultures
and I won't comply
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just because they're being idiots.
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What a good boy.
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I won't be fooled.
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Did you hear me?
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I'm not joking!
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I am sorry.
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Clean socks.
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Yes, the lucky sweatshirt strikes again.
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It's not a lucky sweatshirt.
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You shouldn't criticize
what you cannot understand.
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It's a sweatshirt.
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It's just fabric. They are nothing but atoms.
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Atoms of Luck.
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There are no atoms of luck!
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Everyone has a little luck, Malcolm.
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Like you, you are lucky in tests.
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I work my ass off to get good grades!
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Because my lucky sweatshirt
does it make you angry?
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Why believe that nonsense
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he's not intelligent,
healthy or good for society.
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The world doesn't work
with magic and superstition.
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It's rational!
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Maybe you believe so
because you're just good at thinking
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and if the world is not logical, you are lost.
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Ok fine.
Come on, Dewey, get lucky.
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This doesn't prove anything.
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I can't believe it
that he is seeing someone else.
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He said it like it was nothing.
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He said he didn't want to get tied up. Do you believe it?
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Yes, I had some time
to get over it, Abe.
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You told me twice last night
and the day before
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- when you came to the office.
- I feel his presence.
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Its persistent essence.
Imagine it, Hal.
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I want you to imagine it.
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His lips on another man's.
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Not on mine.
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What's wrong with my lips?
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I would like to know who he is.
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If I ever find out who he is,
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I would track him down in his evil lair and...
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I would probably just take photos
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and I would dress like him.
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You must have a clue as to his identity.
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Think, Lois, think!
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Craig, you drive me crazy!
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Excuse me. You are right.
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You are absolutely right.
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Is he rich? Famous? Athletic?
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Muscular?
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Intellectual?
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Skinny?
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It shines thanks to an inner strength
and an iron determination?
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It's so unfair.
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Why must he have my woman?
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Oh, Lord.
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It won't be that calendar hunk
with tires?
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I can't compete with that.
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How can I compete with that?
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Sure, I have my joke book,
but it benefits me little.
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Because God gave me
a taste of paradise
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and then slam the gates in my face?
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God hates me.
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- I'm so unhappy.
- I'm so unhappy.
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You have to choose, Polly.
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I cannot.
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I keep trying, but it's not easy.
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Be honest, Lois, as a woman,
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could you ever choose between Craig and Abe?
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Well, luckily,
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I don't have to take
such a difficult decision.
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But the important thing, Polly,
is that you do it.
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But it's impossible.
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Every time I try to compare
their qualities and what attracts me,
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they are always even.
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Craig has that very sexy confidence
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and loves to play with his imagination.
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Abe is loving and kind.
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And it gets an extra point because it's black.
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That's how it is. I said it.
All this is complicated by the fact
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that I'm living
the most exciting time of my life.
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- And I don't want it to end.
- But, Polly...
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I'm sorry. I have to go.
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I'm going with Craig to play laser tag
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and then with Abe at Cheesecake Factory.
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You know, if the company
wasn't so stiff,
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we would have a solution.
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Okay, we should take
the decision for her.
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- You are right.
- Can you make Abe stop?
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What? Why Abe?
Why can't you make Craig stop?
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Craig will collapse.
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Abe will bear it. He's more mature.
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He sleeps with a night light, Lois.
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Eight hours, Hal.
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For eight hours I had to see Craig
practicing revenge faces.
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Wait, wait, that's crazy.
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We shouldn't argue.
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We should stay out of this whole thing.
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You are right. They are both our friends.
284
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- One of the two will make a misstep.
- Exactly.
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I would like to stop imagining sex.
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Pete Bucowski was never discouraged,
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not even to the fifth relegation.
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Let's go over there.
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He shrugged his shoulders,
he sneered and said:
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"Hey, what the hell." It was his motto.
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Look, I'm shivering.
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Great, mom.
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- We're looking for Reggie Jackson.
- Ok, but don't miss Pete Bucowski!
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It will show up
only at 11.30am, 12.15pm,
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at 1pm, 2.30pm, 3.15pm,
4.30pm and 6pm!
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Thanks for inviting me.
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I needed something
to distract me from my love life.
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That's why God created baseball.
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And the war.
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Look, Pete is coming to your birthday.
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Hand over the ticket stub
to have the chance
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to win the ball
of home run number 450
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by Reggie Jackson.
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I thought there was a barrier.
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I won't let you touch the ball,
but you will be able to touch my hand
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after he touches the ball.
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00:13:51,872 --> 00:13:53,374
Shut up, Dewey.
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Do you know what I'm telling you? If you win,
I'll kiss Reese's ass on stage.
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Gone. No second thoughts.
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All right.
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You have some ritual
before important matches?
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Let's go.
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You can talk to me.
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What?
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Does it violate your precious chicken code?
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Hal, let's go.
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It's too important to talk to the fans
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that made him famous!
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Hal.
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Lois.
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Polly.
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What an incredible coincidence.
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Hi, Craig.
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Hi, Craig.
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Polly, let's take Jamie
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if you want to spend some time together.
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We had an agreement. How dare you, Lois.
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00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:39,962
Polly, what an incredible surprise.
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00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:43,299
Think how humiliated Abe will feel,
that by chance
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it just arrived.
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Hi, Abe.
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HI.
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Good, good, good.
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00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:52,558
Polly, remember Stevie,
my disabled son
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who lost his mother?
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00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:57,021
I need attention.
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00:14:57,104 --> 00:14:59,523
- Hi Abe, Stevie.
- Craig, good to see you.
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- My God, isn't it distressing?
- Polly, are you okay?
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00:15:04,361 --> 00:15:08,198
Well. I'm just having
an out-of-body experience.
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00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:10,034
My shaman would be very proud,
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00:15:10,117 --> 00:15:12,536
but I think I'll fall to the ground now.
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- I'll take you, baby.
- Daddy's here, angel.
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- You.
- You.
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Guys, please.
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Every conflict evokes a dark angel
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and an angel of light.
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We invoke an angel of light.
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00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:34,892
I was waiting for this moment.
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Never like me.
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- How do you know how long I waited for him?
- Abe, let's go.
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00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:43,359
No, Hal. He made fun of me
for the last time!
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00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:44,860
Craig, don't do it.
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00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,696
I won't stay here
to cheat on me, Lois.
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00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:02,169
Oh, my God. They're going to kill themselves.
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00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:25,567
Take it, dad.
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00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:28,237
Give him a good reason.
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00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:30,155
Have you had enough, Feldspar?
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I haven't even started.
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00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:34,368
To have enough. Time out.
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00:16:34,451 --> 00:16:35,285
Time out.
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00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:41,500
Let's continue.
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00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:59,226
Here's the tuna sandwich you wanted.
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00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:03,355
- Thank you.
- I hope I brought it quickly.
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00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:05,607
Because I know when my man is hungry
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00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:07,151
he wants to eat immediately.
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00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:08,652
And that's my job
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make my man happy.
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00:17:15,784 --> 00:17:16,618
Well...
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I hope so too.
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00:17:20,664 --> 00:17:24,001
And let's hope it isn't
like last time.
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00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:26,670
Let's face it. That sandwich was ridiculous.
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00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:30,632
Don't turn it a favor
into something you will regret.
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00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:33,302
In fact, I would prefer it toasted.
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00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:36,055
And I would like a side dish this time.
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00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:41,810
And I would like you to think
to a special thing you like
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that won't happen again.
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00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:52,863
No, love, wait.
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00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:53,822
I am sorry!
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00:17:57,576 --> 00:17:58,619
Hey, Reg.
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00:17:58,702 --> 00:18:00,913
I'm Pete Bucowski, the Polish splinter.
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00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:03,123
Oh, God, I hate these things.
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00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:04,875
All the fans want a piece of you.
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00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:05,918
They jump on you.
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00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:07,711
Yes, yes. What do you want me to sign for you?
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00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:09,129
Just this ball.
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00:18:10,672 --> 00:18:12,591
And the 12 t-shirts in the box.
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00:18:13,717 --> 00:18:15,177
Do you want me to sign something for you?
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00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:20,015
Reggie Jackson's home run ball
will be drawn in a minute.
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00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:22,267
I think I'll put it on the fireplace.
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00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:24,561
After Malcolm
he must have kissed my ass.
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00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:27,356
- It's a stupid bet.
- Yes, but if he wins, you will.
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00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:29,775
Has he bet that he will win the ball?
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00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:31,443
Think you have a lucky sweatshirt.
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00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:32,569
Lucky sweatshirt?
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00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:35,531
When I played in the youth team,
I had some old lucky socks
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00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:36,782
that I wore all summer.
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00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:38,867
- Stupid, right?
- Yes.
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00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,578
I had a winning percentage
.475 with 50 home runs.
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00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,373
Don't let it retreat.
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00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:45,290
I won't do it.
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00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:49,795
When Dewey wins,
prepare your lips and I will be ready.
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00:19:12,943 --> 00:19:14,027
Stop it!
403
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:17,531
Then you have to choose.
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00:19:17,614 --> 00:19:19,241
Yes, choose.
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00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:20,325
Abe or me.
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00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:23,495
The loser or the one who loves you?
I am the one who loves you.
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00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:26,081
Don't give in to his flattery.
I love you more.
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00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,917
- Ok, ok, I choose...
- Me, me, me.
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00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,085
Jamie.
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00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:32,212
I'm sorry,
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00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:34,590
but my career is important to me.
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00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:36,633
You were a distraction.
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00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:39,011
And an incredible carnal delight.
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00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:40,888
But a distraction nonetheless.
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00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:44,057
Babysitting
It's the only thing I'm good at.
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00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:48,395
Where's the baby?
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00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:50,147
Oh, my God.
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00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:51,857
Jamie!
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00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:18,967
And the winner is...
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00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:22,179
Give it to me!
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00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,806
You won't avoid kissing my ass!
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00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:26,642
Give me back the lucky sweatshirt!
423
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,268
It's not a lucky sweatshirt!
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00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:37,110
Shut up, Dewey.
425
00:20:39,988 --> 00:20:41,406
Oh, my God.
426
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,118
Pete Bucowski saved my baby.
427
00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:46,578
Happy to have helped you.
428
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:48,997
He wants a signed t-shirt
by Reggie Jackson?
429
00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:55,295
It's not the jacket that stinks.
There was an apple pie in the pocket.
430
00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:57,714
- Thank you, Lois.
- Where are you playboys going tonight?
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00:20:57,798 --> 00:20:59,049
At the Rusty Scupper.
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00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:01,051
Better get moving, Craig.
433
00:21:01,134 --> 00:21:04,263
Happy hour starts in 20 minutes
and the ladies don't wait.
434
00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:06,139
They'll be waiting for you in those pants.
435
00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:08,558
I have no chance
against that leather jacket.
436
00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:10,644
Not if they take a look at your...
437
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:13,981
Come on. How should you enter the scene?
438
00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:16,900
Like a sex machine.
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00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:57,899
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